Last night I was changing into my pajamas while the boys were already in bed. Nolan was I guess watching me change and said “Why do girls wear colored underwear?”. I said because they want to look pretty. Then he told me that he was so glad he wasn’t a girl. I asked why and he said “Because I would hate to have to wear a bra and I would never want to go through birth.” I was a little shocked by the second reason so of course I asked him what he meant by that. He responded “You know like when a mom doesn’t tell the doctor in time and has to poop out her baby!” Hudson immediately parroted the same “Yeah, I don’t want to poop out babies!”. I almost died. I have no idea how Nolan would know anything about childbirth at this point since I am pretty sure the last time he asked me about it I just said the doctor takes the baby out of the mommy’s tummy. Ugh. It was horrible and hilarious all at the same time.
And some completely random pictures of a weird beetle that Hudson found killed and brought to me in the bathroom so that I could see it’s “rainbow color”. So thoughtful. BOYS!
